What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:27

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s